23rd March 2009

Halo 3 Cheats To Make Sure You Win The Game

In the search for Halo 3 cheats I came upon discussions of what the outcome would be in battles between Master Chief and various other famous characters. Master Chief is 2-2 in the battles we’ve covered. Can Master Chief beat his remaining opponents to bring his record above .500?

Master Chief probably needs more than Halo 3 cheats to win this battle, because he’s facing off against the all Powerful Q from Star Trek.  Everyone knows the Master Chief is a cybernetically enhanced super warrior with futuristic armor, shields, and the ability to heal himself. But Q is an powerful, godlike being who can make anything happen just by thinking it.  Master Chief doesn’t have a chance.  Q would likely play with him like a cat plays with a mouse before swatting him out of the universe.  So far Master Chief is 0-1.

Staying away from Halo 3 cheats in the next battle well would Master Chief do.  It’s Master Chief versus the most powerful muppet in the universe, Yoda from Star Wars.  Yoda graduated to CG, but in our hearts he will always be a Muppet.  Back and forth might it go as Master Chief’s advanced weaponry Master Yoda’s Jedi skills faced.  Like the battle between Yoda and the Emperor, this one would probably end in a draw. But they both fight for the side of good.  Now Master Chief is 0-1-1.

Master Chief can have Halo 3 cheats when he faces the Incredible Hulk.  But people have to realize what the Hulk really has going for him.  Not only does he have super human strength, superhuman stamina, superhuman durability, and the ability to regenerate himself, in some of his incarnations he’s also a genius.  Even so Master Chief can win this battle with patience. When Hulk gets calm he turns back into Dr. Banner who is kind of a weenie.  Master Chief has brought things even at 1-1-1.

Could Coach Ditka beat Master Chief? If his knees are healthy Coach Ditka may as well have the advantage of every one of the Halo 3 cheats ever created.  With bad knees the match is merely rendered a little bit closer. Coach Ditka wins. 

Sorry Halo 3 fans, but even with Halo 3 cheats Master chief has a losing record – 1-2-1.

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